Elon Musk

X, formerly known as Twitter, suspended the account of a conservative writer last weekend for publishing photos of pre-born babies who were aborted. Victor Joecks, a syndicated columnist, had his account locked Saturday. X claimed the…

BOCA CHICA, TX—Reached for comment on whatever entirely predictable controversy the tech billionaire had gotten himself involved in this time, multiple bored and exhausted sources confirmed Monday that Elon Musk…well, he was Elon Musk.…

CHIHUAHUAN DESERT, TX—Tearing through the desert wasteland with a fleet of self-driving Tesla Model 3s in pursuit, a mechanical-armed Grimes reportedly fled Elon Musk’s compound Friday with five of the tech leader’s wives in the back of a…

BOCA CHICA, TX—Accusing the billionaire tech mogul of dragging down property values, neighbors of Elon Musk told reporters Thursday they were fed up with his eyesore yard covered in broken-down Cybertrucks. “I don’t know if the guy who…

AUSTIN, TX—In the latest round of layoffs for the company’s struggling automotive division, electric vehicle manufacturer Tesla fired the entire team behind brakes, sources confirmed Wednesday. “As we continue to rightsize the Tesla…

Start SlideshowTesla recently sought shareholder approval to restore Elon Musk’s $56 billion pay package, which was rejected by a Delaware judge. The Onion asked Tesla fans to explain why Elon Musk deserves the $56 billion…

Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced the layoffs of 10% of the company’s workforce, stating that the cuts would allow the foundering corporation to “be lean, innovative and hungry for the next growth phase cycle.” What do you think?“Well, I’m sure…

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New York Democrat Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez reportedly admitted on Tuesday that Big Tech platforms “changing the algorithms” to promote or suppress speech is a form of “election interference.” Tucker Carlson detailed a “classified…

Start SlideshowSince the fall of Roe v. Wade, access to safe, legal, and effective reproductive care has become more confusing than ever in the United States. The following are the most frequently googled questions about abortion in…