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Elon Musk Fanboys Explain Why They Are Signing Up For Neuralink Human Trials

admin Dec 28, 2023

As if Elon Musk hadn’t killed enough people with self-driving Teslas, the billionaire boy genius has now received approval to begin killing humans with Neuralink implants. The Onion asked fanboys why they are allowing Elon Musk to shove…

Elon Musk Announces He’s Recruiting Volunteers For Dangerous One-Way Mission In Self-Driving…

admin Dec 26, 2023

AUSTIN, TX—Providing consumers with the opportunity to die a hero, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Tuesday that he was recruiting volunteers for a dangerous one-way mission in a self-driving Cybertruck. “We are looking for brave souls willing…

Our Annual Year: Best Of July

admin Dec 24, 2023

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Quiz: How Much Do You Know About Elon Musk?

admin Dec 22, 2023

Start SlideshowTest your knowledge of the ultimate billionaire memelord with this epic Elon Musk quiz.AdvertisementPrevious SlideNext SlideWhat is Elon Musk’s net worth?What is Elon Musk’s net worth?AdvertisementPrevious SlideNext SlideIt’s…

Our Annual Year: Best Of May

admin Dec 22, 2023

Tesla clarifies not all of its cars have been recalled: “You can keep the exploded ones”

admin Dec 19, 2023

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Elon Musk’s Mom Defends Son On X

admin Dec 15, 2023

Maye Musk, Elon Musk’s mother, defended her son against the FCC and President Biden in an X post reading: “His goal is to make this world a better place. @POTUS wants to stop him. Have you any idea how furious I am?” What do you think?“It’s…

Tesla Owners Respond To Self-Driving Car Recall

admin Dec 14, 2023

Start SlideshowTesla recently recalled 2 million vehicles following safety concerns with the autopilot system. The Onion asked Tesla owners what they thought about the self-driving car recall, and this is what they…

Tesla Cyber Truck Called ‘Death Machine’ By Safety Experts

admin Dec 12, 2023

Following the release of the Tesla cyber truck’s official specs and crash test data, some safety experts have weighed in calling the new vehicle a “death machine,” citing its poor sight lines, substandard crash test results, 3.5-ton weight,…

Missouri Investigates Media Matters For Fraudulently Fundraising Off Of Efforts To Demonetize Free…

admin Dec 12, 2023

Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey is investigating Media Matters for America for “potentially unlawful business practices” including allegedly using fraud to bully advertisers from abandoning their partnerships with social media…

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