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Today’s Historic Front Page: July 21, 2024

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Nation Rocked By Attempted Trump Assassination

admin Jul 16, 2024

Former President Donald Trump narrowly avoided death after being shot in the ear during a campaign rally in Butler, PA, with one spectator killed and two critically injured. What do you think?“Shocking to think that years of inflammatory…

Today’s Historic Front Page: July 15, 2024

admin Jul 15, 2024

John Hinckley Jr., Sirhan Sirhan Debate Shooter’s Motives On CNN

admin Jul 15, 2024

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With The ‘Hawk Tuah’ Girl

admin Jul 15, 2024

Haliey Welch, a 21-year-old from Tennessee, was dubbed the “Hawk Tuah” girl after appearing in a viral video in which she used onomatopoeia to describe an oral sex tip. The Onion sat down with Welch to discuss social media, fame, and the…

Jeffrey Epstein Spotted Dancing To ‘Anti-Hero’ In Eras Tour VIP Tent

admin Jul 12, 2024

Coked-Up Nation Loves This Fucking Guy

admin Jul 4, 2024

LOS ANGELES—Emphasizing that he was exactly who you wanted in your corner when shit hit the fan, the coked-up nation announced Thursday that they love this fucking guy. “This guy? This guy right here? Quality fucking human being,” said…

Report: It Not Fair Other People Get To Enjoy Their Lives

admin Jul 3, 2024

NEW YORK—A new report released Wednesday by the Columbia University Department of Sociology concluded it’s not fair that other people get to enjoy their lives. “Our research suggests it’s really not acceptable that some people are able to…

All The President’s Women

admin Jul 1, 2024

Today’s Historic Front Page: June 27, 2024

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