entertainment culture

WOODSTOCK, ME—Inviting the guest to detail the explosive revelations on his Tucker On X program, former Fox News host Tucker Carlson interviewed a man who claimed this week that he and Barack Obama were the gay couple from Modern Family.…

A fan was removed from a U.S. Open tennis match after German player Alexander Zverev accused them of “singing the anthem of Hitler” during the game. What do you think?“I can’t judge until I hear if the song’s good or not.”Lauren DeBruyn,…

BURBANK, CA—In a new strategy to grow their subscriber count, the Walt Disney Company unveiled a Disney+ bundle Wednesday that came with full custody of users’ kids. “For a limited time, you can get Disney+, Hulu, ESPN, and the sole custody…

LOS ANGELES—Verifying reports that she shelled out more than $100 million for the private show, insiders confirmed Monday that Beyoncé hired Mohammed bin Salman to perform at her recent birthday party in Bel Air, CA. “Beyoncé spared no…

As U.S. birth rates hit a record low, right wing pundits are urging Americans to do everything they can to avoid a “baby bust.” The Onion asked conservatives to explain why they believe American women should birth more babies, and this is…

AGOURA HILLS, CA—Providing the first look at the new reality TV spin-off, the producers behind The Golden Bachelor revealed Wednesdaythe senior women who would be competing to be dumped for a 35-year-old after the series. “We’re so pleased…

GREENVILLE, SC—Amid raucous, uproarious applause at the end of a stump speech, presidential hopeful Sen. Tim Scott (R-SC) was seen Thursday beckoning to a campaign rally attendee whom he wanted to bring backstage to fuck. “Why don’t you…

DAYTON, OH—Saying that it made absolutely zero sense for him to squander his paycheck on rent that high, local parents Janet and Greg Tillson told reporters Tuesday that they didn’t understand how their son could spend so much money to live…

Queen’s 1978 hit “Fat Bottomed Girls” has been removed from the band’s Greatest Hits album on Yoto, an audio platform for children, after the company decided it was not appropriate for its audience. What do you think?“You can’t protect kids…

Country singer Oliver Anthony made waves across the music industry when his song “Rich Men North Of Richmond,” which contains lyrics that appear to be veiled allusions to QAnon conspiracy theories, recently went viral. The Onion asked…