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Supreme Court Justices Can Barely Hear Oral Arguments Over Upstairs Neighbor’s Loud Music
WASHINGTON—Straining to make out the plaintiff’s response to their queries as the pounding house beat sent plaster falling from the chamber’s ceiling, the justices of the U.S. Supreme Court reported Friday that they could barely hear oral…
Leonardo DiCaprio Sparks Engagement Rumors As Girlfriend Flaunts New NDA
LOS ANGELES—Fueling rumors that the 49-year-old star was finally settling down, Leonardo DiCaprio was spotted with girlfriend Vittoria Ceretti on Thursday as she flaunted a new nondisclosure agreement. “Oh, man, you can tell he spent a lot…
Man Has No One In Life To Stop Him From Posting Lengthy Video Condemning New ‘Ghostbusters’
HUNTSVILLE, AL—Bereft of the sort of close companions who would intervene before he took such a drastic step, local man Bill Delaney had no one in his life to stop him from posting a lengthy video condemning the new film Ghostbusters:…
Everything We Learned From Oprah’s Weight Loss Special
Start SlideshowOprah Winfrey’s new special Shame, Blame And The Weight Loss Revolution explores the effects GLP-1 drugs such as Ozempic might have on the obesity epidemic and recounts the talk show host’s own weight loss journey. Here’s a…
‘Beetlejuice’ Sequel Praised For Using Actual Demonic Forces Over CGI
LOS ANGELES—Following the release of the sequel’s first trailer, fans and critics praised Beetlejuice Beetlejuice director Tim Burton for opting to use actual demonic forces in his film rather than attempting to recreate them using CGI.…
Beyoncé Reveals New Country Album Cover Featuring Toothless Artist Sharing Jar Of Moonshine With Pet…
BEL AIR, CA—Marking a stark pivot in her career, Beyoncé revealed the new cover Thursday for her forthcoming country album, which features the pop star toothless and hunched over, sharing a jar of moonshine with her pet possum, Angus. “This…
Streaming Algorithm Recommends Man A Bunch Of Man Movies
BALTIMORE—Harnessing the power of AI to tailor suggestions to users’ one-of-a-kind tastes, the Amazon Prime Video streaming algorithm recommended local man Doug Guzik, 41, a bunch of man movies, sources confirmed Monday. “Oh nice, they have…
Paul Giamatti’s Lazy Eye Drunkenly Watching Oscars From Corner Of Dive Bar
NEW YORK—Hunched over a pint of beer, Paul Giamatti’s fake lazy eye from The Holdovers was reportedly drunkenly watching the Oscars broadcast from a corner of the dive bar, sources confirmed Sunday. “Turn it up, turn it up, I can’t hear!”…
Moaning Red Carpet Has Distinct Quentin Tarantino-Shaped Lump Underneath
LOS ANGELES—Groaning with pleasure as Hollywood’s biggest stars entered the Dolby Theater, celebrity sources confirmed Sunday that the moaning red carpet had a distinct Quentin Tarantino-shaped lump underneath. “Yes, yes, harder, step…
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