Entertainment

U.S. — The new superhero film Madame Web, from the writers of Morbius, is shaping up to be a huge box-office disappointment for the studio. According to early reports, Sony is preparing to double down with the release of Madame Morbius,…

ANAHEIM, CA — Local father Daxton Colt has filed a lawsuit against Disneyland after discovering it was not, in fact, the happiest place on earth."Nope. This is definitely not the happiest I have ever felt. Not even close," said Colt,…

We never met, but I love Toby Keith. Not just his music, but the man. This is my short anecdote that explains why. In 2004 my son was on his first of about a dozen combat deployments to the Mideast. He was then a 2nd Lieutenant with the…

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So two months ago, I was the guy who dared to say the unspeakable: Taylor Swift’s overwhelming popularity was in some grand sense a sign of societal decline. While the blunt headline on my column got people’s attention — getting denounced…

SESAME STREET — Following the overwhelming response to an innocuous social media post in which he asked the nation how it's doing, Elmo later announced that the next Sesame Street episode will be sponsored by the letter ‘X' for Xanax.The…

LOS ANGELES, CA — Feeling inspired and motivated to compete with Ben Shapiro following his rap single hitting the top of the iTunes chart, Nicki Minaj has struck back by becoming Jewish and going on a speaking tour where she owns kids on…

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before — a red-state governor, in the midst of a nationwide immigration crisis, defies the president and shuts down the state’s borders to prevent more immigrants from coming in. This leads other states…

U.S. — After many decades of going night after night without having their views represented, liberals are now relieved to finally have a white late-night host who agrees with them.This week's announcement that Jon Stewart would be returning…

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Mere hours after Hillary Clinton publicly condemned the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' Barbie snubs, the film industry was left in shock as the iconic Oscar statue was found dead in an apparent suicide."No one…