Entertainment

SAN DIEGO, CA — Makers of the world's most popular baseball video game announced that the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence have been selected to appear on the cover of the newest franchise installment, MLB The Show 24."We'll give you a…

OAKLAND, CA — Tragedy befell a 51-year-old frontman of a local punk rock band this week after he came to the sudden realization that he is a 51-year-old frontman of a locally based punk rock band.The man was horrified by the knowledge that…

U.S. — The world's first time machine has finally been completed, opening up boundless possibilities for humanity to research the depths of history or peer into the shrouded future. However, sources report that everyone allowed to use the…

HOLLYWOOD, CA — At a press conference this week, Sony producers announced the production of a new modern adaptation of George Orwell's dystopic novel 1984 that will feature the character of Big Brother as the good guy."We felt like it was…

Dave Chappelle’s newest special on Netflix, “The Dreamer,” opens with a quote from Henry David Thoreau: “If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a…

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NASHVILLE, TN — Conservative news outlet Daily Wire has been dipping its toes into the entertainment industry as of late, with all-original films such as Lady Ballers, What Is A Woman?, and the upcoming Snow White and the Evil Queen.Now,…

BERKELEY, CA — Hot on the heels of its highly publicized television performance on New Year's Eve, the pop-punk band Green Day announced the release of an edgy new album titled Get the Vaccine, Climate Change Is Real, and Trump Is…

HOLLYWOOD, CA — The producers of a soon-to-be-released new blockbuster film are looking for the perfect, haunting remake of a popular pop song to play under the movie's trailer."We thought about rearranging a Beatles song like ‘Twist and…

NASHVILLE, TN — Taylor Swift has set the internet ablaze once again after a photographer caught the superstar out on a romantic date with Pop Tart Guy.Though the couple attempted to be clandestine by sneaking in and out the restaurant's…