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Excitement is at an all-time high as The Daily Wire gets ready to unleash its kids' streaming programming platform Bentkey on unsuspecting Americans. Finally, young conservative patriots will have a place to go for enriching, intellectually…

NEW YORK, NY — In a controversial decision, producers of the popular daytime talk show The View announced the show will be adding a Hama terrorist to its panel of hosts."This should really heat things up on the panel," said co-host Sunny…

ALBUQUERQUE, NM — Jeremy Dunning, an obviously savage Neanderthal who lives in a cave within the Albuquerque city limits, reportedly has been heard on multiple occasions stating that he just doesn't think Weird Al is all that funny."I just…

LAS VEGAS, NV — Excitement abounded over the weekend as the long-awaited Sphere at the Venitian Resort had its grand opening. Attendees reported a wondrous, mind-blowing experience that would have been truly magnificent if it had not been…

LOS ANGELES, CA — Sushi and Japanese steakhouse Benihana offered pop superstar Britney Spears an attractive offer to come work as one of their famed Hibachi chefs after the singer posted a video online this week of her dancing and gyrating…

LOS ANGELES, CA — Taylor Swift released a new single today entitled "I Knew You Were Trouble When You Hauled In 7 Receptions For 69 Yards And A TD Against The Bears"."Who is this mystery man?" wondered Swifties as they crashed servers…

HOLLYWOOD, CA — As news of a tentative agreement between Hollywood studios and the Writers Guild of America broke, television and film writers expressed excitement and renewed vigor to return to the important work of destroying the…

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SEATTLE, WA — Lifelong Pearl Jam fan Dirk Ledbetter announced a huge personal achievement this weekend on a grunge music forum, claiming he was close to figuring out three of Pearl Jam's lyrics."Big news my flannel pals, I'm totally stoked…

U.S. — In a controversial new episode of Paw Patrol that aired this week on Nick Jr., Chase gets neutered so he can become the world's first transgender pup.The episode, titled "Chase Gets Neutered," follows fan-favorite pup Chase as he…