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If a reader could look up the term “game show host” in an illustrated dictionary, that reader almost certainly would find a picture of Winston Conrad “Wink” Martindale nearby. From the 1960s through the 1990s, Martindale, who died at age 91…

LOS ANGELES—Saying the new format would help him present the series as he had always intended, Severance creator Dan Erickson announced Monday that the TV show’s next season would be released solely as episode recaps on Vulture.com. “After…

If you’ve been a teenager in the last 40 years, you’re sure to feel some nostalgia when you think of the characters in The Breakfast Club coming together at the end of the film. So it’s a bit bittersweet to learn that the cast actually…

Coachella, the annual music festival held at the Empire Polo Club in Indio, CA, has wrapped up the first of its two weekends. The Onion takes a look at the key facts and figures behind the event. $300: For MDMA that turned out to be fucking…

TOADSTOOL VALE—To aid ongoing recovery efforts in mystical lands recently devastated by a moonbeam, singer and composer Björk held a benefit concert Thursday in support of wilted sunflowers living in the mushroom forest. “This next…

BLOOMINGTON, IN — One local man had the unenviable task of ruining his child's day, as he sadly informed his son after watching Return of the Jedi that they never made any more Star Wars movies.Jeff Bailey reluctantly broke the news to his…

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U.S. — It was revealed Friday that the popular video game Minecraft is an elaborate PSYOP orchestrated by the CIA to prepare kids for the return of American coal mining.Minecraft, an open-world sandbox survival game where players mine and…

Several months ago, Netflix announced it would be producing its own interpretation of the Narnia franchise, set to be directed by Greta Gerwig. Avid fans of the series voiced their suspicions about how the company would interpret the books,…

Five years ago, Michelle Williams made headlines when she proudly revealed that her professional success was thanks to her ability to abort her children. Now, she’s back in the headlines letting everyone know she still has no idea what true…