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It looks dirty, and it’s doing a weird thing with its wings. Hear why it would be best if you just didn’t go near it.The Onion is creating The Topical, America's Only Daily News Podcast | PatreonBecome a patron of The Onion today: Get…

Six people have been arrested for altering the Los Angeles Hollywood sign to read “Hollyboob,” a stunt that was supposedly intended to promote breast cancer awareness. What do you think?“This reminds me of when I raised awareness of…

LOS ANGELES—Demanding accountability from the entertainment industry for its role in promoting the outdated trope, activists issued a petition Tuesday calling on sitcom producers to reckon with the genre’s troubling history of sarcastic…

DOVER, MA—Confessing that they’d been destined to become show-business darlings since they were born into a wealthy family, shy brothers Mark and Anthony Weber told reporters Tuesday they were already feeling pressure to become auteur…

It’s an awe-inspiring scientific advancement, but is it ethical? Hear why critics say these geneticists shouldn’t be playing God on God by making God.The Onion is creating The Topical, America's Only Daily News Podcast | PatreonBecome a…

Hear why, when they snap their fingers, you will make the sound a donkey makes.The Onion is creating The Topical, America's Only Daily News Podcast | PatreonBecome a patron of The Onion today: Get access to exclusive content and experiences…

MALVERN, PA—Demonstrating just how vulnerable a large segment of the populace is to dermatological emergencies, a new report released Thursday by the Vanguard Group found that most Americans don’t have enough reward points saved to cover…

Hear why authorities now believe the suspect stalked the 4-year-old buck for several hours before shooting him in the chest.The Onion is creating The Topical, America's Only Daily News Podcast | PatreonBecome a patron of The Onion today:…

Hear why scrambling DHS officials are calling the missing folder “no big deal,” but they would really like to find it.The Onion is creating The Topical, America's Only Daily News Podcast | PatreonBecome a patron of The Onion today: Get…