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NEW YORK—Calling it an “unprecedented window” into one of the world’s most creative minds, Sotheby’s announced Friday that it was auctioning off the napkin on which Jeffrey Epstein first jotted down the idea for pedophilia. “In 1985,…

Elon Musk has once again found himself in hot water after The Wall Street Journal confirmed that the CEO often uses illegal drugs, including cocaine, LSD, magic mushrooms, ecstasy, and ketamine. Here is everything The Onion currently…

Elon Musk has once again found himself in hot water after The Wall Street Journal confirmed that the CEO often uses illegal drugs, including cocaine, LSD, magic mushrooms, ecstasy, and ketamine. Here is everything The Onion currently…

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CHICAGO—Speaking over the terminal’s intercom in preparation for an evening flight to Boston, Delta Air Lines agent Sarah Epstein reportedly called Monday for all dipshit passengers to stand up and mill around in front of the gate before…

In 2019, women’s lingerie company Victoria’s Secret announced they would be ending their annual fashion show following public scrutiny. The Chief Marketing Officer Edward Razek made criticized remarks about transgender and overweight…

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