Faith Tips

We get it. Sometimes church can be offputting, especially when people ask you to do things or suggest you should stop sinning. What a bunch of jerks! When the time comes for you to separate from your brethren over a petty dispute we…

Yesterday we brought you nine signs you're watching too much CNN. Lest you say we're not fair and balanced, we consulted the experts and compiled these nine symptoms of watching too much Fox News: 1. You give your wife the "Tucker Carlson"…

Are you a youth pastor? Oh no! You've only got, like, a week to prepare for your next sermon! But who has the time to study the Word of God, exegete the text, figure out what it means, and then apply it to your students' lives? Nobody,…

Is your infant crying uncontrollably and you would try next to anything to get them to stop? Have you been up all night and would just like a moment of peace and quiet? Well, we’ve been there too, so we know a few tricks to use that…

Climate change is here. It is too late to reverse the changes. If only we had listened to Al Gore back in the day, we'd be flying around in wind-powered hovercrafts in a world without gasoline, pollution, or crime. Man oh man. But it's too…

Cats Vs. Dogs: The Babylon Bee Settles The Debate Ah, dogs and cats. One of these is an adorable creature that will love you and be loyal to you all the days of your life, and there's a non-zero chance that the other one is Satan. We wanted…

From the Atlantic to the Pacific, a lot of people all across the country don't understand Babylon Bee jokes. That's because we conservative Christians are bad at humor. We're nowhere near as funny as leftist humorists like Samantha Bee and…

Have you ever noticed how close Trump is to Jesus? It's uncanny! Bizarre! We consulted over two theologians we found on YouTube, one of whom calls himself the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, and we asked them to lay out for us all the…

You've heard of ISIS-K, the superspreader variant of ISIS that recently formed. But have you heard of these 17 even deadlier variants of the terrorist group? ISIS-Pre-K - For terrorists ages 3-5ISIS+ - Available for the low monthly…

Should you be a capitalist? There seems to be a fierce debate raging on whether capitalism is good or bad, and we're here to help you sort it all out with our decades of combined experience with capitalism. To make it easy, we broke it all…