Faith Tips

So you're at a 4th of July cookout when all your friends and family start discussing Facebook's Orwellian alert about being exposed to extremism - when it dawns on you that everyone you know has received this alert except for…

The nation's energy secretary has declared that the tragic collapse of a condo building in Miami was related to climate change. And since we always trust the experts, we believe her. When have experts ever been wrong, after all? Can't think…

It's Father's Day, and it's time to celebrate. But how can you celebrate your father while still continuing the important work of dismantling the patriarchy? We've got some ideas:1. Make Dad his favorite breakfast and then kick him in the…

It can be hard to tell what your husband is actually thinking. Is he saying exactly what he thinks? Is he actually thinking about another woman? Would he still love you if you were Mr. Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street? So many…

What are women thinking? What are they feeling? What do they WANT FROM US!? So many questions. Luckily, you've got The Babylon Bee, and we know some women. Some of us are even married. So, we went to our wives and told them we were…

It can be hard to communicate with toddlers these days, because they are dumb. They only communicate with a few words, some crying and screaming, pooping, and throwing stuff everywhere. They're almost as dumb as babies, and even dumber…

Here Are The Biden Administration's 10 Great Ideas To Get Dumb Conservative Rednecks To Take The Vaccine Jen Psaki held a press conference yesterday where she revealed the Biden administration's plan to reach out to dumb redneck…

Here at The Babylon Bee we understand how tricky it can be to pick up your Bible and read it, so that’s why we put together this list to help you out. We’ve scoured the internet and asked the greatest theologians of our day to provide…

The Filibuster And 9 Other Things We Always Considered To Be Racist But Just Didn't Say Anything Until Now The filibuster has always been a racist tool of white supremacy and oppression. We just didn't say anything until now.Along with the…

So, you've just been laid off as a journalist. Sad. Not good! But you need to buck up, because there are a lot of great career choices for you that can leverage your unique skills as a reporter and a destroyer of people's lives. Try your…