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KENNEWICK, WA- The situation at a local elementary school became dire as the Christmas performance entered its punishing tenth minute.The choral and instrumental performance lead several parents to consider drastic measures such as jumping…

FLINT, MI — In a selfless and helpful act, local husband Peter Crampton pointed out all the historical inaccuracies in the episode of 'Downton Abbey' that his wife Ellenor was watching.According to sources, the couple had just started…

I was adopted as a baby, one of countless children fortunate enough to be welcomed into a loving home. I am not alone: Lifelong Adoptions estimates that 100,000 children are adopted each year in the United States, and the Adoption Network…

“Our culture literally abandons new moms, and I think that’s really traumatic for people. And if you go through trauma, why would you want to do that so many times?” said Leah, a mom interviewed in the new book, Hannah’s Children: The Women…

ARVADA, CO — Local mom of three Kylee Miller was incredibly grateful to receive the advice to "sleep when the baby sleeps", an idea she had never once considered."Oh my goodness, what a novel concept!" Miller commented. "Here all this time,…

NORFOLK, VA — Local woman Julie Adamson jumped into the shower this morning for a brief shower clocking in at just 78 minutes.Adamson told her husband she needed to just do a quick rinse-off, if he wouldn't mind watching the kids while she…

Since marriage vows don't always accurately depict what happens in a marriage, they can set unrealistic expectations.To help, The Babylon Bee has compiled the following more modern — and more accurate — wedding vows for both brides and…

Someone committed murder. At least, according to George Strait and Alan Jackson when they sang “Murder on Music Row” in 1999. “The almighty dollar and the lust for worldwide fame/Slowly killed tradition, and for that someone…

MONTROSE, OH — Despite her passing, local family pet "Miss Dixie" continues to live on as the WiFi password for the household.Though saddened to depart this world, sources say the dog was comforted by the knowledge that her name would live…

Any married woman can tell you how hard it can sometimes be to find the perfect Christmas present for their husband. Men can often be stoic, inscrutable, unreadable — how is a wife supposed to find out just what he wants?Through extensive…