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Pitching Machine Tosses No-Hitter Against Local Dad

RANCHO-CUCAMONGA, CA — In a historic display of baseball prowess, a pitching machine tossed a no-hitter against local dad Keith Malvern.The impressive feat placed the pitching machine among the ranks of other legendary pitchers like Sandy…

Ignorant Kids Have No Idea How Cool Dad Is

SLIDELL, LA — According to sources, the children of local father Jaxon Holt are completely ignorant of how cool their dad is.Holt, who has a steady job working in business insurance and drives a Honda Fit, loves his children dearly and…

Nephew In Trouble For Strangling Again

WILMINGTON, DE—Adding to his streak of disagreeable behavior, 12-year-old nephew Cooper Goodpaster was reportedly in trouble for strangling again. “Oh gosh, that’s not good, is it?” said 38-year-old Zachary Goodpaster, the delinquent…

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