Family

TULSA, OK — Local five-year-old David Daniels ignored his mother's repeated warnings to stop standing in front of the microwave, and now Daniels is flying across the globe stopping criminals with his spectacular mutant powers.Going by the…

Besides the rise in leftist politics in the classroom and the learning loss caused by the Covid lockdowns, one major issue K-12 teachers have observed in recent years is the widening learning gap between boys and girls. Girls earn higher…

WINDSOR — Local cat Furvel Mittenpaws has sent shockwaves through the Watson household after deliberately knocking over the family’s swear jar in an act of pure malice. “That son of a bitch knew exactly what the fuck he was doing,” said…

NEW MARKET, MN — Sources close to Cliff Johnson say that the father of seven was in for a horrid surprise last weekend when a tiny, pipsqueaked little punk in the backseat asked him, "Dad, isn't speeding a sin?"According to reports, Johnson…

“See the U.S.A. in your Chevrolet — America is asking you to call…” The opening line from this advertising jingle, made famous when sung by Dinah Shore in the 1950s, speaks to the America of the postwar era. In those years following World…

Am I doing this right? It’s a question I have often pondered as a dad. And Father’s Day naturally prompts such reflection. Am I doing this right? and the other side of that coin — What am I doing wrong? — have popped up plenty of times over…

The annual celebration of Father’s Day gives us a chance to commemorate the dads, grandfathers, and other male figures who have made a positive difference in our lives. Strong fathers provide us with structure and discipline. As head of…

It can be difficult to find a good Father's Day gift for your dad. In order to help you this year, The Babylon Bee conducted extensive research and compiled the following list to help you understand common differences between what dads…

FLINT, MI — Reports from within the Clark household say that local new husband and absolute rookie Peter Clark pulled a huge gaffe yesterday by forgetting to flex his huge, rippling biceps when his wife Ellenor touched his arm.According to…

Ugandan-born Peter Mutabazi made national news recently because he adopted three white children in Charlotte, North Carolina, who needed a home. The press treated Mutabazi like a hero. It’s an unconventional family, this black father…