Family

U.S. — Shockwaves were felt across the nation this morning after a widespread outage of popular social media platforms resulted in Instagram tradwives being forced to temporarily become actual tradwives.The outage, which encompassed Meta…

SUGAR LAND, TX — An hour into The Two Towers, local woman Janice Reyna began wondering if there was any possible way to switch off the incessant "husband commentary"."After months of him begging me to watch The Lord of The Rings, can't I…

DRAPER, UT — Local mom Becky Jones decided to mix things up in a big way Thursday afternoon and mixed a load of light clothes and dark clothes on a cold wash cycle in her washing machine."Woo hoo! Look at me go!" Jones declared as she…

SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Against all logic, a local wife somehow avoided feelings of unbridled passion after her husband sat her down to listen to a podcast of Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson talking in depth about sex."I just don't get it,"…

Faith is bad for families. That is often the message that comes out of our pop culture, corporate media, and social media. A Daily Beast headline tells us “Religious Kids are Jerks.” The Nation asks, “Is Conservative Christianity Bad…

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RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA — Local Man Rick Haywood admitted to having children, not to experience the unparalleled bond between a parent and child as he shepherds his progeny through the perils of life, but to have someone he can crush without…

Hannah Neeleman, a Utah-based cattle farmer and mother of eight, is perhaps the most popular Instagram “tradwife” — a growing category of social media influencers who reject the not-so-traditional 9-to-5 workforce in favor of homeschooling…

Whether you and your wife are newlyweds or have been married for several years, this thought has, at one point or another, crossed your mind: "Is my wife planning to murder me?" Though determining the answer is not easy, there are warning…

ROCHESTER, NY—Addressing all of their family members who kept name-brand groceries in their fridge without a Sam’s Club membership, the nation’s aunts announced Tuesday that it must be nice not having to worry about money like the rest of…