Family

It's not easy being a dad. Exemplifying bravery, leadership, and wisdom while simultaneously consuming an entire pig's worth of bacon per day and explaining to your wife how every daily event relates to The Lord of the Rings is hard work.…

We've all been there - surveying a scratch on the side of the car, or a missing hubcap, and wondering - who the heck drove last? Here are 9 clues that your wife was the last one behind the wheel:You were buried beneath an avalanche of empty…

NEPHI, UT — Expecting their thirteenth child, Naethainiel and Ruthannaleeeley Shumway resumed the centuries-old Mormon tradition of picking possible baby names by scooping a handful of random letters out of a can of Alphabet…

There’s a disgusting genre in our rabidly pro-abortion media that’s intensified since the Supreme Court struck down federal prohibitions on laws protecting an unborn baby’s right to live. It involves finding some sad, stressed mother whose…

BOISE, ID — Soon-to-be-wed Maddyssen Brunson was carefully reading the prenuptial agreement given to her by future husband, Teigan Hanks, when she came across a section that caused some confusion, forcing her to ask a clarifying…

The University of Colorado football program over the years often contended for the Big 8 title. It was the home of great athletes like Kordell Stewart, Darian Hagan, Eric Bieniemy, Rashaan Salaam, Dave Logan, and Cliff Branch. But it fell…

TOLEDO, OH — A wave of various illnesses swept through a local family this week after a mother took her youngest child to the doctor's office for a wellness check and brought home 12 new diseases."We're not even sure what half of them are,"…

DENTON, TX — So-called conservative man Ross Jennings was caught hiding in the closet this morning eating avocado toast."WHO ARE YOU??" screamed his wife Camille, slamming the door. "Is this whole life you've been living a lie??"Despite…

Becoming a parent obviously changes your life drastically -- but not always quite like people expect! Allow the moms and dads of the Babylon Bee to peel back the curtain on the expectations versus reality of what it's actually like to be a…

ST. PAUL, MN — Shoppers observed a woman frantically buying up all pumpkin-shaped kitchen items at a local Home Goods store this week after falling for the oldest "You Have This But It's Not Shaped Like An Adorable Fall Pumpkin" marketing…