Family

DENVER, CO — A local dad spent the afternoon explaining to his eldest son about the glory days when streaming services weren't just a wasteland of cliched, over-hyped nonsense content."Ah, yes," dad Gary Christensen told his boy. "You know…

BANGOR, ME — A local couple capped off a lovely evening together at an Italian restaurant by having their waitress provide them with a to-go box so they can make sure the inside of their car will smell like chicken parmesan for the next…

PHOENIX, AZ — Local woman Kelly Reese somehow remained completely unmoved today despite her husband Tom reciting every single word from the Lord of The Rings movies from memory."The world is changed: I feel it in the water, I feel it in the…

VENTURA, CA — A local wife and shades-aficionado lost her sunglasses Monday, then found them, then lost them, then found them, then finally…lost them again. Wait a minute, there they are.Cami Monson says she's great at remembering where she…

HARRISON, AR — A local mother was quick to express her gratitude to her young son after the boy helpfully made it known that he had an incredibly important school science project that was due in the next five minutes."Thanks for giving me a…

RALEIGH, NC — Local dad Kevin Sampson steeled his nerves as adrenaline coursed through his veins, every muscle fiber waiting to fire. Remote control at the ready, he dared any actor to even think about saying a naughty word, ready to mute…

BEND, OR — What began as a pleasant weekend evening in the Belnap household quickly soured due to husband Lance's relational ineptitude. Trisha had grown frustrated that he did not realize she wanted him to be quiet and also talk to her and…

Last Tuesday morning, a male substitute teacher, wearing what were likely prosthetic breasts under his dress, walked into my son’s 5th-grade classroom. My son immediately walked out. My son located the principal and explained that his…

JACKSONVILLE, FL — Local wife Margo Gerfman was seen scrolling through Zillow listings in search of ideal 20-acre farms up for sale after having planted, grown, and harvested a bountiful apron full of three tomatoes."Ooh, here's one in…

Amanda Marcotte, a feminist writer infamous for describing Hallmark movies as “fascist propaganda,” penned an article in the Salon on Tuesday warning young women not to marry young. Using the Lauren Boebert “Beetlejuice” theater scandal as…