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U.S. — A hot new clothing subscription service continued to build buzz, gaining popularity among men across the country, claiming to service all of men's clothing needs by sending them a single pair of new cargo pants every 9 years.The…

CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA—With the rest of the family looking on tensely as the conversation grew heated, local parents James and Denise Sweeney were reportedly bickering Tuesday over whether they had seen The Bear. “We watched one episode…

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INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Local man Jacob Masterson committed an embarrassing faux pas this morning when he gave his wife a present for Mother's Day even though she is not his mother.Though his wife Julie tried to play it off, the awkwardness in…

Last week, The New York Times published in its opinion section a video by “filmmaker” Shaina Feinberg posing the question: “Is it possible to be a great mom and have a great career?” This question has purportedly “plagued” Feinberg.…

Mother’s Day is almost here and your mom deserves a lovely gift for all she’s done for you… but you’re a busy person who really needs to stock up on some groceries, like bread and stuff. No Frills sells everything, so why not get a nice…

In the week leading up to Mother’s Day weekend, The Atlantic thought it would be the perfect time to run a piece on pro-natalism policies arguing that being raised by “a group of friends” “might be even better” than being raised by a mother…

As a mother of eight, I approach every Mother’s Day with mixed feelings. I look forward to the burned French toast, illegible handmade cards, and sweet (if clumsy) gestures from my children. But I also feel sadness. As a 40-something mom of…

If you’d told me a few years ago I’d meet my future wife through a Lutheran matchmaking service — yes, a real one, with actual forms and real humans, not bots — I’d have smiled politely and changed the subject. Maybe quoted You’ve Got Mail,…

RANCHO-CUCAMONGA, CA — In a historic display of baseball prowess, a pitching machine tossed a no-hitter against local dad Keith Malvern.The impressive feat placed the pitching machine among the ranks of other legendary pitchers like Sandy…