Family

FT WAYNE, IN - A local father of two is reported to have told one of the most thrillingly epic bedtime stories in recent history during a recent bedtime. According to sources, Ryan Flenderson sat down last night with his kids Calvin and…

Human understanding of reproduction and childbirth has come a long way since God introduced labor pains in Genesis 3. Yet even after hundreds of years of scientific advancements — some that are far beyond the ethical standards a civilized…

Lindsay Lohan is not buying one of the primary whoppers of feminism: that incubating and having babies is peak female oppression. The actress, perhaps best known for playing both trouble-making twins in “The Parent Trap” remake some 25…

If your house and car look like small tornadoes blew through them, just wait until the school papers, backpacks, and pencils start flying. If your struggle with tidying is perennial, August is the time to get a handle on the mess and…

Evidence is dropping by the week pointing to Joe Biden’s involvement in a pay-for-play scheme trading political favors for foreign bribe money, with his bumbling son Hunter playing shady international go-between. But we can’t fault…

KNOXVILLE, TN — Minutes after the Stephenson family had returned from a weeklong beach vacation filled with swimming, lounging, eating, and playing, Max, the youngest in the family, told his parents, "We never do anything fun," sources…

PITTSBURGH, PA — According to several highly disturbing reports, a local man has repeatedly declined phone calls from his own mother, even though she's the person who gave him his very gift of life."Ugh, I just can't talk right now, I'm…

ABERDEEN, SD — Local parents of a young girl have grown concerned that she may be rife with internalized misogyny as she was seen pretending her Successful Lawyer Barbie™ was just a mommy."We grew concerned when Tabitha turned Barbie's…

LINCOLN, NE — According to multiple witnesses, hilarious comedienne Chelsea Handler burst into a family's living room to tell them she was totally happy being child-free and not at all miserable or anything.The Sorenson family paused game…

The arsonists have arrived at the inferno, radiating innocence and full of helpful suggestions for putting it out. That is to say, leftists have noticed that Americans feel increasingly alienated and lonely, and they are going to do…