Family

LARNED, KS — Two innocent local children have been left on the brink of starvation after their father failed to cut their sandwiches into little dinosaur shapes the way their mother does."How does he expect us to eat them this way?" asked…

Hey ladies, have you ever just stared at your man and wondered what he was thinking? Relax! Your man isn't thinking about other women. We assembled a panel of man experts (who are men) and they've compiled a definitive list of things your…

U.S. — The Japanese "Queen of Tidy" Marie Kondo has announced a brand new Netflix series following the birth of her third child. Whereas her previous show, Tidying Up with Marie Kondo, focused on a minimalist lifestyle by ridding the home…

WATERTOWN, SD — A local mother caused irreparable harm to her teenage son today, committing the cardinal sin of existing outside of the family home and being visible to anyone he knows."She's so totally embarrassing," said 15-year-old…

Hey everyone, sorry it's been a while since I've updated this blog. It's just been crazy around here!If your kids are anything like mine, having a peaceful evening around the table is like trying to enjoy a marching band filled with rabid…

Emily Morrow may seem normal, but one glance at her thrifted clothes and iconic bottle of homemade kombucha confirms she’s certainly not mainstream. “I would describe myself as a very regular mom. I guess not like a mainstream…

In a recent essay for The Boston Globe, writer and mother Kara Baskin cheers on a new trend among parents who choose to step back from demanding academic perfection from their kids and over-scheduling them with tutoring, music lessons, and…

How do you approach a disgraced prince? The traditionalist in me suggests, “Could we speak a moment, Your Highness?” Or given recent events, perhaps simply, “Harry Honey, we need to talk.” I don’t want to be part of the Duke and Duchess’s…

Collingwood, ON — It’s official: after three days, Mom is still telling that story about a bowl she saw at the store that looked almost exactly like her bowl from home. It all started on Friday, when Mom was at Williams Sonoma and saw…

We all want what's best for our children. That's why it's important to educate them early on how to deny gender normativity and embrace dysphoria. What will people think if your child becomes a "normie?" That would be the worst!Watch for…