Family

OMAHA, NE — The Swanson family spent an enjoyable Sunday afternoon gathered around their iPad on a long video call with Grandma and Grandpa's ceiling.The first 15 minutes of the call consisted of the family attempting to instruct their…

U.S. — In a breakthrough discovery, child scientists have revealed that the most critical time of the day for hydration is after they have been tucked in and kissed goodnight."While hydration matters throughout the day, our studies indicate…

DALLAS, TX — Local parents Kevin and Cyndi Thompson continue to idiotically resist the overpowering, siren call of the minivan."We will never, ever drive a minivan. I'm not that kind of mom!" said Mrs. Thompson as she and her husband…

Women are such unbelievably mysterious creatures, trying to figure out when one is mad at you can be, well, maddening! To help, we at the Babylon Bee have collected these very subtle clues to help men know when trouble is afoot.She says,…

MEMPHIS, TN — According to sources, local dad Trey Marson is historically known by his kids as the most hilarious, fun, smart dad on earth. Unfortunately, he recently announced his son's 14th birthday — marking his transition into a totally…

ROYAL OAK, MI — Local Dad Jeff Francis is widely known as a loving and devoted father, but some sources indicate he struggles with the details when it comes to his four sons. Jeff's wife Rebecca provides helpful reminders about their…

See, that wasn't so hard! According to your spouse, you were just instructed to go change your toddler, something you should be fully capable of without any help. You just got one pant leg on and that's half the battle right there! All you…

CHARLOTTE, NC — After the latest bathroom faucet catastrophe, local wife Christy Talamo has compiled a sincere "honey don't" list of household tasks she would like her husband to never, ever attempt."God bless him, he's a good man," said…

There comes a time in every child's life when they begin to assert their autonomy and freedom from the shackles of their upbringing: classic teenage rebellion! But how does one rebel against a set of radical progressive parents for whom…

SIOUX FALLS, SD — According to sources, local married couple Keith and Rebecca Powell can't decide what they want to eat for dinner, and have each decided to ask one another what they want for dinner over and over until they both…