Family

SIOUX FALLS, SD — According to sources, local married couple Keith and Rebecca Powell can't decide what they want to eat for dinner, and have each decided to ask one another what they want for dinner over and over until they both…

BATTLE MOUNTAIN, NV — Wife and stay-at-home mom Maria Bruciato began preparing Sunday dinner by opening her recipe book, pulling out the required ingredients, and quietly disabling all of the smoke alarms in the house."Disabling smoke…

HENDERSON, NV — Tough, independent woman Maggie Stallings once again told her husband today that he absolutely must leave the toilet seat down or she will actually fall into the commode."I need a man to do this for me or I will literally…

OTTAWA – An Ottawa family is packing up their belongings and moving to what they hope will be their “forever home,” but they’ll be bringing a slightly smaller pile of cash with them from the sale of their old home. “It’s tough. It’s really…

LOUISVILLE, KY — Fake and deceitful nurses inside the local crisis pregnancy center have reportedly just tricked another innocent woman into not killing her own baby. According to sources, the duplicitous volunteers at the clinic celebrated…

LITTLE ROCK, AR — Local woman Carissa Stewart passed away suddenly today, tragically crushed when she upset the delicately constructed tower of Starbucks cups in her car."I knew it. I knew that tower couldn't hold," said her grief-stricken…

SPARTANBURG, SC — After months of anticipation, the Johnson family finally left for vacation this morning, eager to see what urgent cares look like across the country."Sometimes you need to just get away and see what other healthcare…

GENEVA — This week, an international panel of scholars released the findings of a study examining a causal link between an improved prayer life and teaching a teen to drive. The results are conclusive: parents who report a "poor-moderate"…

WORLD—Today, patriarchs around the world participated in an ancient Father's Day ritual passed down through centuries: their one annual guilt-free afternoon nap. "Dads spend all year looking forward to Father's Day when we are given…

U.S.—For one brief day, America is putting on hold the constant messaging that fathers are useless jackwagons who should have no say in childrens' lives. "Haha! Look at that stupid Dad who keeps screwing everything up until his wife…