Family

It’s Christmas Eve a few years back and I’m shopping for presents for my wife and kids in a Flying J truck stop near Idaho Falls, Idaho, choosing among an array of camo hoodies, American eagle-themed insulated cups, Duck Dynasty ball caps,…

SUDBURY – The latest edition of Melissa Henderson’s yearly holiday newsletter is being slammed by numerous media watchdog groups for unfair reporting. The handwritten bulletin which summarizes the Sudbury family’s past year has drawn heavy…

Wife Wants Very Specific Gift For Christmas And Also Wants Husband To Think Of It Himself PODUNKSVILLE, GA—According to sources, local wife Kristi Boren has something very obscure and specific that she wants for Christmas, but she also…

Dad Says It's Okay To Watch Traumatically Gory R-Rated Movie Because At Least There Aren't Any Boobs GREER, SC—According to several sources, local dad Robert McRandy is okay with his kids watching an R-rated movie, as long as the rating is…

WABASH, IN—Trisha Alverson reportedly returned home from one of the city’s container stores with a fresh supply of containers to hold containers she already owns. She reminded her befuddled husband to not worry because all 38 containers of…

MIDWEST CITY, OK—According to sources close to local woman Winona Sharp, the woman’s whole personality is made up entirely of Hobby Lobby signs with sassy sayings on them. From signs reading “All I Need Is a Whole Lot of Coffee and a Little…

Wife Throws Away Incredibly Specific Adapter Cable You've Held On To For 7 Years Right Before You Suddenly Find A Use For It U.S.—According to sources, your wife threw away an incredibly specific adapter cable you've been lovingly…

GUELPH, ONT. – Family patriarch, Dominic Barker found himself gripped by otherworldly terror upon witnessing the inferior craftsmanship inside the ‘Hell House Experience’ at his local community fun fair. The visibly distraught 54-year-old…

UPLAND, CA—Local man Daniel Jackets prayed to the Lord yesterday afternoon that his wife's text message reading "OK" really meant "OK" and had no other deeper, hidden meaning he wasn't picking up on. "Hey hon, gonna stay at work late…

TORONTO – Randolph Farkas was left utterly flummoxed after trying every conceivable way to explain what he does as a profession to his parents Luca and Fang, two adult gray wolves. Farkas, a newly-hired IT infrastructure analyst,…