Family

NAMPA, ID—Local construction worker and faithful husband Joseph Smithereen has recently placed sanctions on his wife of fifteen years after she invaded his side of the bed, again. "That does it!" yelled Smothereen.…

When discussing transgender issues, legislation, and other controversies, it is common to see the statistic that 40 percent of transgender people have considered or attempted suicide. Where does this number come from, and how reliable is it…

GOSHEN, IN—Local dad Fred Mullers has contracted the stomach flu, which, similar to the common cold, is a death sentence for husbands and dads. Knowing he is on death's door, Mullers has written his last will and testament on the bathroom…

KING OF PRUSSIA, PA—For many, a trip to the garage is a daily ritual performed without much thought. But for local dad Jon Richardson, a trip to the garage is a solemn reminder of the fun life he used to have. “This place sure brings back…

Surrogacy using donated sperm and/or eggs is becoming more commonplace and even trendy but it’s a detrimental practice that inevitably harms women and babies. Paying someone else to make or carry a baby that may or may not have any of your…

SCOBEY, MT—According to reports, your wife gasped, causing you to almost get in a fatal accident because the video she was watching on her phone showed an adorable baby goat tumble off a log. “GASP!”SCREEEEEEECH!After hopefully missing that…

SCOTTSDALE, AZ—Local cold-hearted man Kyle Halpert was described as a "monster" and a "heartless sociopath" after he gently turned down his wife's request to pull over and adopt a family of raccoons on the side of the road Wednesday.…

CARLSON, TX—The horrified children of Lacy Zwygart, 35-year-old mother of three, reported their mild-mannered mom immediately transformed into a gangsta rap queen during Sunday's Super Bowl halftime show. As soon as Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, 50…

As February 2nd approaches, and I watch my friends and family stress over making the perfect plans for Groundhog Day, I can’t help but sit back and watch in bewilderment. Because you see, for me, every day is Groundhog Day. Sure, I…

NORTH BATTLEFORD, SK – Local dad Todd Wolverton has been outside shovelling snow for an unnaturally long time, and experts suggest it may be that he is avoiding his family. “I think he’s been out there way longer than he needs to,” said…