Family

PENTICTON, BC – Local mother Zeinab Mohajer has left her children dumbfounded by telling them they can only trust family after years of repeatedly showing her distrust for them. Reports indicate that Mrs Mohajer was recently at the table…

You've heard of toxic masculinity. But what about toxic femininity? Toxic femininity is women injecting themselves into oppressed males' spaces, asserting their dominance, and making males feel unwelcome. They do this in subtle,…

FT WAYNE, IN—According to sources, local father Nathan Woodruff has been rushed to the hospital with severe exhaustion and dehydration after struggling for 3 hours to install a child's car seat in the back of his wife's minivan. "We…

Wife Promises To 'Circle Back' To Question About How Much She Spent At Hobby Lobby INDIANAPOLIS, IN—Local wife Abby Dorning arrived home from a Saturday morning trip to Hobby Lobby and was met with several unwelcome questions as she dragged…

TIERRASANTA, CA—Local father Carlos Maricio was briefly left in charge of his kids as his wife had to run to the store to buy groceries for the family for an hour or two. "Dad, I''m hungry," his son said a few minutes in."What?" Maricio…

GRAND RAPIDS, MI—Despite Christmas being several weeks in the rearview mirror, the Boyle house in Grand Rapids is still filled with holiday knickknacks, stockings, and two fully decorated Christmas trees. Traci, the matriarch of the home,…

Wife Keeps Wanting To Have Conversations With Her Husband But She Doesn’t Even Listen To His Podcast DETROIT, MI—Local couple Brad and Amber Tigwell are having trouble in their marriage. Amber wants her husband to have deep,…

HERON CITY, OR—Local father Bradley Wendell announced Thursday that he "just can't wait" to find out what he got his kids for Christmas. "Oh man, I hope it's a LEGO set," he said as he shook a box under the tree labeled "To: Aiden, From:…

CINCINNATI, OH—According to sources, local dad Steve Brown has almost reached his breaking point as he attempts to hang a bunch of stupid Christmas lights up so his family will stop bugging him about it. Sources say he…

NORTHWOOD, MI—After years of hearing their kids beg for a dog, two local idiot parents actually bought a cute little puppy for their kids like a couple of absolute morons. "After holding off for years, I suppose it's finally time,"…