Family

Nation's Pastors Praise Fathers, Single Mothers, Pet Owners, People Who Take Care Of A Tamagotchi U.S. In celebration of Father's Day, the nation's pastors reportedly spent the whole sermon praising fathers, single mothers, people who take…

Hi, Hungry. I'm Dad. Hi! It’s nice to meet you, Hungry! My name is Dad. Kind of strange that you would tell me you’re “Hungry” when I could swear just a little bit ago you told me you were “Tired”. Maybe I should just call you…

After Being Told To Go Find His Shoes, Local Boy Miraculously Struck With Blindness Like Saul On The Road To Damascus BIRMINGHAM, AL—Saul of Tarsus was struck blind on the road to Damascus after hearing the voice of Jesus. Similarly, Billy…

Something to live up to, men: local father Chad Olson sacrificially pointed out that the baby's diaper needed changing earlier today. Can you say "hero" with us? Wow. Not a lot of guys would do that. But this husband and father knows…

Every Child In Household Descends Like A Vulture The Moment Local Mother Finishes Fixing Herself Lunch HOUSTON, TX—Local mother Linda Harwood needed a break. She'd been watching her kids all day, her husband was away on business, and she…

GALVISTON, IA—Teenager William Hanks was driving down Interstate 32 yesterday when for a brief moment he looked up from his cell phone and nearly missed something cool on Instagram. The young driver was traveling at a speed of 78 miles per…

BATTLE CREEK, MI—Kellogg's has long offered family size cereal boxes, but it's kicking things up a notch with the company's new "Homeschool Family Size." "You can feed like a dozen kids for three or four days with these bad boys," said a…

Father Suffering From Bizarre Medical Condition Where He Can Never Hear Screaming Kids In Own Home FLINT HILLS, TX—Carrie Cobb noticed her husband, Matt, has an unusual hearing problem: When he’s at home, it’s as if he can’t hear the kids…

WORLD—Thousands of newborn babies have been recalled upon the revelation that they have a defective sleep module, causing them to wake up crying and hungry over and over again in the middle of the night. Hospitals across the country…

Woman Finally Off Hook For Forgiving Husband As He Leaves Socks On Floor For 491st Time INDIO, CA—Local woman Kristi Larson is a careful student of God's Word. She especially likes Jesus's emphasis on forgiveness, such as when the Messiah…