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Parents Of Young Children Hire Babysitter So They Can Drive Around Corner And Nap In Their Car For Three Hours CHARLESTON, SC—After dealing with the stresses of raising their three young children day in and day out, local couple Mike and…

CHARLOTTE, NC—“No job is too big, no pup is too small.” The slogan of the problem-solving team on Nickelodeon’s Paw Patrol carries with it a sense of irony for one of its viewers, two-year-old Madison Gardner. Resisting the desire to watch…

KANSAS CITY, MO—After a lengthy dispute with his wife this morning, local man Lee Branscom expressed his great sorrow and regret over whatever he did in her dream last night that had her so ticked off at him, sources confirmed Tuesday. He…

AUSTIN, TX—After staring at over 47 different types of cereal in his family's cupboard for over an hour, local boy Hayden Kaylor loudly declared that there was nothing to eat in the house. "Ugh, I'm starving, and we don't have anything at…

JUNO BEACH, FL—In a moving gesture of Christlike love for his wife, local man Steve Dylan reportedly allowed his wife to just hang out by herself for a few hours on Valentine's Day. "Honey, I'm giving you the best gift I possibly can: I've…

U.S.—According to reports from around the nation, husbands in every state, city, and town are currently wandering the Valentine's Day section at various local stores. This morning, employees at Rite Aid, CVS, Target, Wal-Mart, and literally…

PORTLAND, OR—Monica and Travis Williams will be spending their first Valentine’s Day together as a married couple this year. The two were joined in matrimony in June of last year, and are excitedly building their new life together. Travis…

NEW YORK, NY—Local man Frank Wilbur has been stuck in a group chat with his family for the past three years and had resigned himself to the fact that he would be inundated with a steady stream of text messages, pictures, emojis, and…

SAVANNAH, GA—Local boy Derrick Winchell gave his mom a one-star review on his Uber app after she dropped him off at karate Monday evening, sources confirmed. The boy's scathing review pointed out how messy her van was and that he ended up…

Brought to you by:   LOS ANGELES, CA—While helping his son with his Common Core math homework Monday afternoon, local father Brad Marshall pretended to understand the convoluted series of steps the standards utilized to do simple…