Family

U.S.—An exciting, innovative new game for the HTC Vive, PlayStation VR, and Oculus Rift systems will trick your children into doing household chores for you. The game, developed by ImmersionVR Sims Ltd, will make your kids think they're…

LAWRENCE, KS—Every Sunday morning, local husband and father Jake Merritt gets ready for church in just under a half hour. Totally ready to go and all dressed up, Merritt is able to spend the rest of the time catching up on the week's sports…

SOUTH CHARLESTON, WV—Good night, sweet prince: this young boy walked through his mom's pile of dust and dirt while she was sweeping this afternoon. Despite his mother warning him over fourteen times not to walk through the pile of dirt, he…

Children's Ministry Sign-In Sheet Includes Column For Listing Child's Depravity Level CORPUS CHRISTI, TX—A representative for the children's ministry at Grace Church of the Coastlands confirmed Tuesday that all sign-in sheets for parents…

In 'Home Alone' Remake, Kid To Not Even Realize His Parents Are Gone As He Plays On His Smartphone For Two Weeks BURBANK, CA—In a new Home Alone remake announced Friday, the protagonist will be left at home by his parents in a rush to make…

CONWAY, AR—Local father Drew Canton is being heralded as a hero after he selflessly agreed to babysit his own children for a full two hours over the weekend. The man's wife needed to go to the grocery store and laundromat, and Canton…

WYOMING, MI—According to concerned friends and family, local unstable woman Beth Carillo is already listening to Christmas music, despite the fact that it's barely November. The unhinged psychopath woke up on the first of November and…

AUSTIN, TX—Sources close to local kid Emmett Samson confirmed Wednesday that all of the boy's homework is really beginning to distract him from his Fortnite studies. "I'm falling behind, losing focus. I didn't even finish in the top 10 in…

JACKSON, MI—The Connelly family has had lots of problems at the church they've attended for the past five years, from poor coffee offerings to sermons that make them feel uncomfortable some times. But all their luck is about to change: the…

KINGMAN, AZ—File this one away in the "strange but true" file: this kid woke up the morning after Halloween to find all his best candy had been raptured. He sorted through his haul from the previous night and found amazing candies like…