Family

The annual celebration of Father’s Day gives us a chance to commemorate the dads, grandfathers, and other male figures who have made a positive difference in our lives. Strong fathers provide us with structure and discipline. As head of…

It can be difficult to find a good Father's Day gift for your dad. In order to help you this year, The Babylon Bee conducted extensive research and compiled the following list to help you understand common differences between what dads…

FLINT, MI — Reports from within the Clark household say that local new husband and absolute rookie Peter Clark pulled a huge gaffe yesterday by forgetting to flex his huge, rippling biceps when his wife Ellenor touched his arm.According to…

Ugandan-born Peter Mutabazi made national news recently because he adopted three white children in Charlotte, North Carolina, who needed a home. The press treated Mutabazi like a hero. It’s an unconventional family, this black father…

Pearl Davis’ “hottest” take is that divorce laws are skewed in America and men should not get married because the majority of today’s women are evil, deceitful, and not marriage material. While these views are provoking, like many of her…

JANESVILLE, WI — Local wife Karinne Clobert was reportedly having one of those days, according to neighbors, when she made the thoughtful decision to take scissors to her hair in front of the bathroom mirror, confident that cutting her own…

INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Local wife Marge Thompson was repulsed at the hideous sight of her husband's doughy, unshaved face when he emerged from the bathroom after shaving his beard as she had requested."UGH! NO! ACK! Put it back on! Put your…

MISHICOT, WA — According to sources, local dad Allan Paxton found himself tearing up a little after hearing his son Jason shout: "It's over, Billy! I have the high ground!" during a toy lightsaber duel with his friend Billy."I was so proud…

BEAUFORT, SC — Local soon-to-be-deceased man Cade Rollins asked a friend today why on earth he should buy his wife a Mother's Day present when she isn't his mom."Our three children can do something for her. She's their mom, not mine,"…

It’s terribly sad that Mother’s Day has become an occasion for touting abortion as the best gift mothers can receive. Murdering one’s baby is the polar opposite of motherhood, and the idea that abortion and Mother’s Day go hand in hand is…