Family

LUBBOCK, TX — A recent study found absolutely zero connection between your wife's crippling insomnia and the fact that she stays up every night until 3 A.M. watching TikTok videos in bed."After a conclusive study of over 2,000 wives, we've…

CHINO, CA — Committed to raising his children right, local father Daniel Olorin tucked his children into bed and sat down to read The Hobbit as part of their nightly devotions."Okay, kids, it's time to read The Hobbit," Olorin told his…

Instantly after Kamala Harris announced Tim Walz as her running mate two weeks ago, corporate media began, in unison, labeling him “America’s dad.” “‘This is America’s dad’: Walz electrifies with introductory speech backed by powerful…

FLATWOODS, KY — According to sources, a local married couple has decided to start having kids so they will finally have an excuse to watch the show Bluey."For a long time, we've felt like we're missing out," said Champ Chumbley, the…

PAOLA, KS — A local wife and mother reported a fascinating incident today, as she entered her family's living room to find her husband and toddler son equally mesmerized by the sight of an excavator working across the street.Dana Henson had…

An Associated Press analysis of federal hospital investigations found that more than 100 pregnant women in medical distress who sought help from emergency rooms were turned away or negligently treated since 2022, with the Center for…

COLLEGE STATION, TX — Google Maps users across the nation are reporting that the popular navigation app has just added a helpful new feature: a special "Traveling With Kids" option which will automatically schedule stops at every single…

RALEIGH, NC — Driver Ben Cunningham regretted stopping at a crosswalk this week for a homeschool family, sources report."I was in a hurry to get to work and I saw a family waiting at a crosswalk," Cunningham reported. "I thought I'd do a…

If you're a husband, you probably know that the most difficult physical ordeal that your wife will ever go through is the experience of childbirth. Women say that there's nothing like it. Allegedly.But did you know that there are some…

HATTIESBURG, MS — Local woman Sarah Donaldson informed her husband Jeremy that she was almost ready to leave, alerting him that he had time to watch at least one extended-edition Lord of the Rings movies."Welp, guess I'll start with…