Family

NEW MARKET, MN — Sources close to Cliff Johnson say that the father of seven was in for a horrid surprise last weekend when a tiny, pipsqueaked little punk in the backseat asked him, "Dad, isn't speeding a sin?"According to reports, Johnson…

“See the U.S.A. in your Chevrolet — America is asking you to call…” The opening line from this advertising jingle, made famous when sung by Dinah Shore in the 1950s, speaks to the America of the postwar era. In those years following World…

Am I doing this right? It’s a question I have often pondered as a dad. And Father’s Day naturally prompts such reflection. Am I doing this right? and the other side of that coin — What am I doing wrong? — have popped up plenty of times over…

The annual celebration of Father’s Day gives us a chance to commemorate the dads, grandfathers, and other male figures who have made a positive difference in our lives. Strong fathers provide us with structure and discipline. As head of…

It can be difficult to find a good Father's Day gift for your dad. In order to help you this year, The Babylon Bee conducted extensive research and compiled the following list to help you understand common differences between what dads…

FLINT, MI — Reports from within the Clark household say that local new husband and absolute rookie Peter Clark pulled a huge gaffe yesterday by forgetting to flex his huge, rippling biceps when his wife Ellenor touched his arm.According to…

Ugandan-born Peter Mutabazi made national news recently because he adopted three white children in Charlotte, North Carolina, who needed a home. The press treated Mutabazi like a hero. It’s an unconventional family, this black father…

Pearl Davis’ “hottest” take is that divorce laws are skewed in America and men should not get married because the majority of today’s women are evil, deceitful, and not marriage material. While these views are provoking, like many of her…

JANESVILLE, WI — Local wife Karinne Clobert was reportedly having one of those days, according to neighbors, when she made the thoughtful decision to take scissors to her hair in front of the bathroom mirror, confident that cutting her own…

INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Local wife Marge Thompson was repulsed at the hideous sight of her husband's doughy, unshaved face when he emerged from the bathroom after shaving his beard as she had requested."UGH! NO! ACK! Put it back on! Put your…