Family

What do you do with a defective product? Return it. What about when the product is a baby? Because babies are harder to “return,” one couple decided to abort the baby after becoming concerned that the “product” would not be up to their…

CINCINATTI, OH — After contemplating her options, local wife Marie Raynard finally selected a restaurant to eat at, but sadly she had taken so long to decide the heat death of the universe had already happened."Phew, Finally," said her…

Winnipeg, MB – After realizing she messed up, mother Irena Dublin is debating between saying sorry or just never talking to her adult children again. The family planned a dinner together and, when her children weren’t there, she proceeded…

U.S. — In surprising results following years of extensive research, a new study confirmed that an astonishing 9 out of 10 serial killers were made to wear matching pajamas for childhood family photos.The study, which compiled several…

GARDEN CITY, UT — Local dad Dave Myers decided it was finally time to pull his teenage son aside this weekend and have "The Talk" with his son about the reality of rigged elections."Son, I need to talk to you about something serious and…

After more than two decades at NBC, “Today” show anchor Hoda Kotb announced she’s jumping off the career treadmill to raise her children. I know how she feels. So do the majority of America’s mothers. However, raising our own…

OMAHA, NE — Local father Sam Libert was tricked into keeping his children up far too late last night after his kids cleverly waited until bedtime to ask him to explain the Trinity.Libert had just finished getting his children, Bradley and…

A tax-funded Wisconsin organization trained daycare workers to teach infants and toddlers to participate in violent partisan protests and support abolishing the police. Daycare workers who participated in an April training from the…

I held my breath when details of the 14-year-old alleged Georgia school shooter’s home life began unfolding in the news. I was not surprised when I learned his parents were divorcing — a red flag for boys. And Colt…

MIDDLEBURY, VT — A local father was seen holding his head in disgrace Thursday evening after his dad joke was mercilessly panned by critics.The joke in question, a commentary on how putting on his glasses would help him make things clear —…