Family

COLUMBIA, SC — In a tragic scene, local mother of two Lauren Rogers spent her evening today cuddled up with her husband and kids on the couch instead of getting wasted in a deafening club."Look at her, sitting at home laughing with her…

KANSAS CITY, MO — Knowing how much his wife liked it when he dressed up to go out, local husband and father Jace Aaron grabbed his good baseball cap for date night."This hat shows her exactly how I feel," he said as he donned a hat bearing…

On the last night of the DNC, Eva Longoria told the crowd that she and Kamala Harris were able to see “beyond the horizon because our families supported our big dreams.” According to Longoria, and almost all who toe the party line, “As…

As Donald Trump and Kamala Harris race for the presidency, their boosters are insisting the stakes couldn’t be higher for the future of our nation. But Americans have already given up on the future and are demonstrating this despair in the…

Will America become a majority-childless society? A new Pew Research Center survey suggest that sadly may be the case. Such a direction would have alarming consequences for not just individuals but also for our nation. When Pew…

LUBBOCK, TX — A recent study found absolutely zero connection between your wife's crippling insomnia and the fact that she stays up every night until 3 A.M. watching TikTok videos in bed."After a conclusive study of over 2,000 wives, we've…

CHINO, CA — Committed to raising his children right, local father Daniel Olorin tucked his children into bed and sat down to read The Hobbit as part of their nightly devotions."Okay, kids, it's time to read The Hobbit," Olorin told his…

Instantly after Kamala Harris announced Tim Walz as her running mate two weeks ago, corporate media began, in unison, labeling him “America’s dad.” “‘This is America’s dad’: Walz electrifies with introductory speech backed by powerful…

FLATWOODS, KY — According to sources, a local married couple has decided to start having kids so they will finally have an excuse to watch the show Bluey."For a long time, we've felt like we're missing out," said Champ Chumbley, the…

PAOLA, KS — A local wife and mother reported a fascinating incident today, as she entered her family's living room to find her husband and toddler son equally mesmerized by the sight of an excavator working across the street.Dana Henson had…