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Anora, which recently won five Oscars including Best Picture, is pure porn. Former U.S. Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart put it best when he wrote of pornography: “I know it when I see it.” Responsible parents will know Anora is…

Some things never change. Public opinion may change, new administrations may come into office, and popular media trends will always bubble and pop in the many streams of arts and entertainment. But the imperturbably woke standard the left…

Actors Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds have been busy doing press for their respective summer releases, the romantic drama It Ends With Us and the Marvel blockbuster Deadpool & Wolverine. The Onion sat down with the Hollywood power…

PARIS—With more than a billion viewers tuning in from around the world only to find themselves watching a panel of French film scholars and critical theorists, the opening ceremony of the Paris Olympics began Friday with a tedious 45-minute…

LOS ANGELES—In a bombshell interview that has divided the movie’s fans and set the internet ablaze, director Steven Spielberg apologized Friday for removing a kiss between E.T. and Elliot from his classic 1982 film. “Though I understand now…

DURHAM, NC—Solidifying previously unspoken guidelines regarding one’s financial obligations in advance of a wedding, bridal-industry experts are now recommending that Americans set aside at least three months’ salary to spend on an engaged…

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Start SlideshowRecent reports have indicated that a number of female fans are thirsting over the Ghoul. The Onion asked women to explain why they are attracted to Walton Goggins’ mutant character in the new TV series Fallout, and this is…

NEW YORK—Hunched over a pint of beer, Paul Giamatti’s fake lazy eye from The Holdovers was reportedly drunkenly watching the Oscars broadcast from a corner of the dive bar, sources confirmed Sunday. “Turn it up, turn it up, I can’t hear!”…

GAITHERSBURG, MD—Pressing the recently used and dripping wet plunger up to his mouth and nose, local child Caden Liu announced, “It’s me, Pinocchio,” on Thursday. “Look, Daddy, look! My nose is long, just like Pinocchio!” said the visibly…