Finance

Young Living Unveils New Corporate Offices That Look Suspiciously Like Giant Pyramid LEHI, UT—Young Living Essential Oils unveiled its new upgraded Lehi headquarters at its annual conference last week. The new office is a looming,…

U.S.—It’s well known that millennials have a savings problem thanks to their student debt and expensive habits such as avocado toast and Tide Pods, but there is now evidence that trend is turning around and that the Gratingest Generation is…

MINNEAPOLIS, MN—In a Facebook update posted Friday, local woman Mandy Lytle proudly announced that she was starting up an exciting new "lose-money-from-home" business scheme. The woman was recruited into the fun, lucrative…

MUSHROOM KINGDOM—The Mushroom Kingdom's economy has continued to topple as rapid hyperinflation devastates the country's currency, the gold coin. Economists have long warned this could happen. Decades ago, the Mushroom Kingdom featured…

In Last-Ditch Effort To Save Company, Sears Slashes Prices To Just 40% More Than Amazon's HOFFMAN ESTATES, IL—In a last-ditch effort to save its Sears retail stores, Sears Holdings announced a no-holds-barred blowout sale, slashing prices…

Economy Takes Sharp Dive As Nation Stays Home From Work To Play New 'Super Smash Bros.' Game U.S.—The economy took an unprecedented hit Friday as the entire nation stayed home from work to play the new Super Smash Bros. game. Business and…

Local Woman's Sudden Desire To Start A Small Group Definitely Has Nothing To Do With Her Work-From-Home Jewelry Sales Business FOOTHILL MEADOWS, CA—Local woman Tricia Powers confirmed Monday that her sudden interest in running a small group…

NORTH POLE—Citing his inability to keep up with Amazon's lightning-fast shipping times and low prices, Santa Claus filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy today and will cease all shipping operations for the 2018 Christmas season. Kids around the…

NEWPORT BEACH, CA—Lots of people love Chipotle's guacamole, but it wasn't always affordable for the vast majority of the Mexican food chain's customers. All that's changing now with the company's latest innovation: easy monthly payment…

DEARBORN, MI—According to reports from Plainview Baptist Church, local parishioner Matthew Daniels makes it a habit to open his wallet and generously give to the church a portion of whatever money is left over in his budget at the end of…