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CHIŞINĂU, MOLDOVA—After turning on the TV in her hotel room and immediately becoming engrossed in Moldova’s most popular program, tourist Jessica Nevins confirmed Thursday that the biggest prize on an Eastern European game show was…

ESCANABA, MI—Declining to help himself to the uneaten food on their plates, depressed father of three Matt Dunbar was not even touching the rest of his family’s dinners, household sources reported Wednesday. “Usually he just digs right in…

Markham, ON – Local man, Mark Hamilton, stores his milk carton on it’s side like a goddamn fucking animal. “It’s just more ergonomic this way,” stated a deranged Hamilton, who wedged the aforementioned milk carton next to the cheese drawer…