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Nation’s Ex-Boyfriends Drunk As Hell

WASHINGTON—Saying their numbers had been blocked so showing up unannounced was their only option, several concerned sources confirmed this week that the nation’s ex-boyfriends were drunk as hell. “Babe, please, I promise I didn’t mean…

Diplomatic Solution Sounds Fucking Lame

WASHINGTON—Noting that there were still so many lives to be lost, so much pain to be inflicted, and so much blood to be shed, a new report published Monday by researchers at American University found that when there could be an all-out war,…

Things To Never Say To Your Freshman-Year Roommate

Start SlideshowWhile acknowledging their existence or uttering a single word isn’t recommended, here is what you should definitely never say to your freshmen-year roommate.AdvertisementPrevious SlideNext Slide“Is it all right if I cremate…

Can You Pass A DMV Written Test?

Start SlideshowTest your knowledge of the rules of the road by trying to pass the Department of Motor Vehicles’ written test.AdvertisementPrevious SlideNext SlideQ: What does the red light mean?Q: What does the red light…

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Ron DeSantis

Start SlideshowRon DeSantis, the rightwing governor of Florida, has been making headlines due to his ongoing feud with Disney and rumored presidential bid. The Onion sits down with the prominent Republican to discuss his political…

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