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A self-described “Catholic accelerationist” writer on X just earned 2 million views with his hot take on finding a traditional complementarian wife. Justin Murphy writes: “Men, just marry a hot lower-IQ girl from a rural church, one who is…

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July Fourth has come and gone which means it’s that time of year again to start thinking about Christmas. I know, I know. I’m not a fan of the Christmas creep, the phenomenon in which festivity fiends, big box stores, and holiday jingle…

A new survey found that 47% of Americans have one unused gift card, voucher, or store credit, totaling $21 billion nationwide, with the average person having $175 in such unused funds. What do you think?“What a waste of so manythoughtless…

CALGARY – Frank Benton has wasted the $150 Best Buy gift card his parents gave him for Christmas, despite spending weeks carefully thinking about how to use it. Local sources report that Benton has purchased a cable he forgot he already…

BRANTFORD, ON – The queen of a local ant colony awoke on Mother’s Day to find herself bombarded with thousands upon thousands of cards from her children. “Thank you, Anthony, that’s very sweet,” said the queen as she read yet another card.…

SWIFT CURRENT, SK – Brian Warriner, husband to Glenda Warriner for fourteen years, continued his yearly tradition of remembering his wife’s birthday, listening to her as she mentioned something, and going out and purchasing that something,…

CALGARY – A local man who has somehow miraculously forgotten that he’s been locked inside for a year is scrambling to put together a gift for his one year COVID anniversary. “I just don’t know how I could forget,” says Dirk Connors, who…