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ARLINGTON, VA—In an effort to ensure the continued safety of the almighty being, the U.S. Marshals Service confirmed Monday that God, He Who Created the Heavens and the Earth, has been placed into the Deity Protection Program after…

Is the evidence for God’s existence weak? Well, a new book by New York Times columnist Ross Douthat argues otherwise. In Believe: Why Everyone Should Be Religious, Douthat maintains not only that everyone should take God seriously, but that…

In a well meaning post on X, Elon Musk stated, “It increasingly appears that humanity is a biological bootloader for digital superintelligence.” Musk’s ingenuity and technological innovation have rekindled American idealism. He is a problem…

Heaven Enacts Retaliatory Tariffs On U.S.-Bound Miracles - The Onion News In Photos Share Published: April 4, 2025 More News in Photos Explore…

There is a reason why solitary confinement is considered a form of punishment in prisons; it’s a torturous existence and can drive the most hardened men off sanity’s cliff. As a child, I had no say about my loneliness. My father abandoned…

When Dorothea von Ertmann, a friend and student of Beethoven’s, lost her only young child, Beethoven learned of her inconsolable grief. Instead of offering words of consolation, he sat at the piano and played for her, improvising for an…

One of the most haunting scenes in Darren Aronosky’s controversial Bible epic “Noah” is when the Ark, freshly launched from its moorings into the rising floodwaters, rests calmly on the ocean surrounded by screams. The bodies of sinners…

Horror stories abound about the parents of Gen Z showing up to their adult children’s job interviews. It’s hard not to think there is no hope for the anxious generation who can’t talk to a potential employer without mom or dad. You may,…

Notre Dame football player Riley Leonard is making a name for himself — and not just because of his performance on the field. After leading his team to a win (27-24) against the Penn State Nittany Lions on Thursday to advance to the…

THE HEAVENS—Groaning to Himself as the professionally dressed evangelists rounded the corner, the Lord God Almighty reportedly locked the gates of heaven Tuesday after spotting Mormon missionaries milling around outside. “Maybe if we turn…