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Why Are Women Naturally Drawn To Toxic Leftist Beliefs?

Recently, I wrote a piece at The Federalist titled “Hell Hath No Fury Like A Single Liberal Woman,” based on my own experience as a former liberal, and offered some explanation as to why single women make up such a large proportion of the…

God To Delete Several Million Humans Due To Inactivity

THE HEAVENS—In a statement addressed to individuals at risk of having their access to life on earth permanently revoked, God, the Almighty Creator, confirmed Monday that He would soon delete millions of humans due to inactivity. “To my dear…

During The Total Solar Eclipse, Consider The Heavens

On Monday, the United States will experience the totality, a full solar eclipse that will move from Mexico into Texas before crossing 14 states and exiting into Canada. Though we previously had a total eclipse in 2017, we will not get…

Is Your Memory Better Than Joe Biden’s?

The report by special counsel Robert Hur that describes Joe Biden as an “elderly man with a poor memory” has renewed debate about the president’s capacity to carry out a second term. But how bad is his memory compared to that of the average…

Kate Cox’s Baby Deserved A Name

Earlier this month, a Texas woman ended the life of her unborn child, who had Trisomy 18 and wasn’t expected to live past birth. Kate Cox is the Texas mother of two who took her case to the state Supreme Court in an effort to obtain an…

God Throws Celibate Monk Pity Wet Dream

THE HEAVENS—Admitting that His heavenly dictates had made the Franciscan friar suffer enough, God, Our Lord and Heavenly Father, reportedly threw celibate monk Roberto Nevastri a pity wet dream this week. “He’s been so good resisting…

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