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SACRAMENTO, CA—As an otherworldly glow emanated from the California governor’s meticulously sculpted coiffure, sources confirmed Friday that the pulsating hair product on Gavin Newsom’s head had taken control of his thoughts. “There will be…

SAN FRANCISCO—Calling it “a transformative process that he hopes will inspire others,” local white man Todd Garrett announced Tuesday that he would soon begin his natural hair journey, according to his blog. “I am proud to say that I am…

BLOOMINGTON, MN—Inviting customers to update their look with the season’s latest hack jobs, Great Clips introduced a new special Tuesday offering a buy one, get one to fix the haircut they fucked up. “All Great Clips customers can now…