Health

ROCHESTER, MN — Reports are coming in that a ham and cheese sandwich suffered a grievous injury in its internal ingredients, necessitating medical evacuation to the Mayo Clinic. “This is about as serious a case as I’ve ever seen,” said…

President Donald Trump’s nominee to run the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) testified for a second time on Capitol Hill on Thursday after appearing before the Senate Finance Committee Wednesday. “The nation is ready for change…

After Trump's executive order that banned castrating kids, America's gender surgeons have suddenly found themselves out of a job. Sad!Despite our differences with them, we at the Babylon Bee have graciously compiled a list of perfect…

President Donald Trump declared war on the American medical-industrial complex on Tuesday, signing an executive order cutting off all federal funding and involvement in the mutilation of children 18 and under for purposes of “transitioning…

A plus-size Detroit rapper filed a discrimination lawsuit against the ride-share service Lyft after a driver denied entry citing her size. Attorneys for Dajua Blanding, a body-positive singer also known as Dank Demoss, filed the suit…

TORONTO – Renegade doctor Lance Falcon is shocking the medical establishment with his brilliant but wildly unorthodox thoughts on where your new liver should go, according to dazzled reporters. “My so-called ‘teachers’ told me the liver…

The incoming chief of staff for the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) in a new administration determined to “make America healthy again” is a junk food lobbyist whose recent experience includes running the National Oilseed Processors…

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL2iRkV-pJE?si=htsi4W51p9DNoA60] (Politico) President Donald Trump on Thursday issued pardons for nearly two dozen people who were convicted for blocking access to and temporarily shutting down…

Many in the MAHA movement have applauded the Food and Drug Administration’s recent ban on Red No. 3, an artificial dye used to give food products a red or pink hue. The news blew up social media, with many X users celebrating the move.…

President-elect Trump has threatened to pull out of the World Health Organization (WHO). But a rapid exit would cede influence and miss an opportunity to fundamentally reform the agency. WHO has gained attention in recent years…