Health

LONDON, ON – After Premier Doug Ford was recorded joking about bringing back the death penalty, he has since confirmed that not only will he follow through with the idea, but he is already planning to execute his first prisoner using good…

The confirmation of America’s new Health and Human Services (HHS) secretary, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., offers a generational opportunity to reinvigorate the nation’s health before the twin epidemics of obesity and chronic disease become…

Senators confirmed environmental lawyer Robert F. Kennedy Jr. for Health and Human Services (HHS) secretary after the controversial nominee successfully eased lawmakers’ concerns over previous views on abortion and vaccines. The upper…

A new report from the Foundation for Government Accountability (FGA) urges states to eliminate subsidies for candy and sugary sodas which dominate the lion’s share of food stamp dollars while driving chronic disease. The 42 million…

Blogger and radio host Erick Erickson penned a long, emotional column in The Free Press on Thursday complaining that critics of the modern medical establishment built on sick care have “scapegoated” the pharmaceutical industry. “Big Pharma…

ROCHESTER, MN — Reports are coming in that a ham and cheese sandwich suffered a grievous injury in its internal ingredients, necessitating medical evacuation to the Mayo Clinic. “This is about as serious a case as I’ve ever seen,” said…

President Donald Trump’s nominee to run the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) testified for a second time on Capitol Hill on Thursday after appearing before the Senate Finance Committee Wednesday. “The nation is ready for change…

After Trump's executive order that banned castrating kids, America's gender surgeons have suddenly found themselves out of a job. Sad!Despite our differences with them, we at the Babylon Bee have graciously compiled a list of perfect…

President Donald Trump declared war on the American medical-industrial complex on Tuesday, signing an executive order cutting off all federal funding and involvement in the mutilation of children 18 and under for purposes of “transitioning…

A plus-size Detroit rapper filed a discrimination lawsuit against the ride-share service Lyft after a driver denied entry citing her size. Attorneys for Dajua Blanding, a body-positive singer also known as Dank Demoss, filed the suit…