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255 Male ‘Transgender’ Prisoners Request Transfer to Women’s Prison Under New California Law

admin Apr 9, 2021

(Breitbart) — Two-hundred sixty-one California state prisoners have requested transfers to facilities that house the opposite gender since a new law went into effect on Jan. 1 — and 255 of them have requested to move from a male to a female…

As Covid Numbers Dwindle, Desperate Fauci Begins Eating Sack Of Bats

admin Apr 8, 2021

WASHINGTON, D.C.—As COVID numbers have begun to decline and it appears the pandemic is over, Dr. Fauci desperately resorted to his last option: to consume an entire sack of bats in hopes that the coronavirus will spread once again. "The…

I got every covid vaccine. Here’s how they all taste.

admin Apr 8, 2021

The government has approved several COVID vaccines for widespread use, and lots of us are debating which one we should get. Worry no longer, because I did the dirty work for you: I got my hands on every COVID vaccine, and here’s how they…

Dr. Fauci Predicts At Least 3 More COVID Variants May Be Required To Completely Break…

admin Apr 6, 2021

Dr. Fauci Predicts At Least 3 More COVID Variants May Be Required To Completely Break America's Spirit U.S.—As America looks forward to leaving the pandemic behind and getting back to normal, Dr. Fauci went on a media tour to say "not so…

CDC Says Vaccinated People Can Now Punch Unvaccinated People In The Face

admin Apr 5, 2021

ATLANTA, GA—In a surprise announcement today, the CDC revised its guidelines on social distancing. Vaccinated people can now ignore social distancing if needed in order to punch an unvaccinated person in the face. "We highly encourage…

Local woman faces Sophie’s Choice between having secure mental health and having an orgasm

admin Apr 5, 2021

TORONTO – In a world where the only thing louder than the shrieking climax of pharmaceutical capitalism is the suffocating endemic of mental illness, one woman has to make the decision of a lifetime: having secure mental health or having an…

Doug Ford clarifies Yorkdale Mall still open for essential Versace, BVLGARI, and Fendi supplies

admin Apr 5, 2021

TORONTO – With a video of packed crowds at Toronto’s Yorkdale Mall going viral, just 3 days after Doug Ford announced a province-wide shutdown, today the Premier clarified that the high-end mall remains open specifically for emergency…

Out of work actor lands promising role in medical study

admin Apr 4, 2021

VANCOUVER – Things are finally looking up for local Vancouver actor Timothy Brooks. After thirteen months without booking a gig in theatre, film, or television, the 28-year-old has landed a promising role in a clinical medical study…

Democrats Propose Requiring Vaccine Passports For Voting

admin Apr 3, 2021

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats have proposed a controversial new law that would require vaccine passports for voting. The bill currently under deliberation in Congress would ban all forms of ID for voting -- because that's racist -- but require…

REPORT: that makeup in your purse getting real gross about now

admin Apr 2, 2021

NATIONWIDE – As Canadians slowly prepare to re-enter society after more than a year in lockdown, scientists around the country are warning makeup users not to use the products that have been sitting in their purses for the past year,…

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