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Photo Credit: Blake Guidry/Unsplash (CBS News) — Qantas CEO Alan Joyce said the airline is planning to require passengers traveling internationally to prove they have been vaccinated against COVID-19 after the vaccinations become available…

Effectiveness Of Masks Questioned With New Study Showing High Death Rate For Stormtroopers U.S.—Common wisdom tells us that masks slow the spread of COVID and that everyone who denies that should be burned at the stake, but a new study has…

TORONTO (CTV News) — When 90-year-old Nancy Russell died last month, she was surrounded by friends and family. They clustered around her bed, singing a song she had chosen to send her off, as a doctor helped her through a…

Time Traveler Arrives From 3000 A.D. And Oh No! He's Still Wearing A Mask! NEW YORK CITY, NY—The world celebrated this week after a time traveller from 3000 A.D. arrived for the first time in New York City to share his wisdom with the…

Bernie Sanders Confused After U.S. Beats Cuba To Producing COVID Vaccine BURLINGTON, VT—Bernie Sanders expressed bewilderment this week after the announcement that two separate U.S. drug companies have successfully produced a vaccine for…

Photo Credit: Gage Skidmore/Wikipedia SACRAMENTO, Calif. (CBS San Francisco) — Gov. Gavin Newsom expressed regret Friday for attending a birthday party at an exclusive Wine Country restaurant last week, ignoring his own state’s advisories…

Chicago Mayor Limits Gatherings To Ten People Unless You're Involved In A Drive-By CHICAGO, IL—Now that Biden victory parties in the streets have ended, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot is announcing a new round of lockdowns to help halt the…

The American healthcare system is can be a confusing thing. To help lift some of the mystique around the world's greatest healthcare system, we forced our army of unpaid interns to conduct over 3000 hours of intense research and…

SANTA CLARITA, CA—Creationist parents Matt and Zoey Zimmerman got the surprise of a lifetime this morning when their baby boy came out of the womb wearing a cute little mask on his face. Jared Elija Zimmerman entered the world this…

ALBANY, NY—Many thought it was great news when they heard about the effectiveness of Pfizer’s coronavirus vaccine, but one person is alarmed by this development: New York Governor Andrew Cuomo. In fact, Cuomo says he has scientists…