Health

HOBOKEN, NJ — A local man celebrated losing two pounds this week by instantly gaining back five, sources report."Hey! Look at that! All that hard work and dieting and…hey…wait a sec," John Baker observed. "Oh no. I lost two whole pounds but…

Perhaps one of the animated show “South Park’s” greatest gifts is its incessant mocking of elite culture, and its new special, “The End of Obesity,” knocks it out of the park. The kids from Colorado are back at it with large doses of…

Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, and Sen. Katie Britt, R-Ala., filed the IVF Protection Act on Monday, a reactionary political move to Alabama’s ruling earlier this year affirming basic biological and scientific reality that embryos are, in fact,…

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As my X feed continues to populate with videos displaying the disgraceful behavior of pro-Hamas campus protesters across the country, I can’t help but notice how unattractive and unkempt they all seem to be. In an era that celebrates…

Rebel Wilson built her career as an icon for so-called “body positivity” and then wanted to have a baby. Obesity causes higher risks for pregnancies. In fact, pregnant women who are obese face a 131 percent increase in pulmonary embolisms,…

PORTLAND, OR — In a brilliant last-minute move to avoid being painfully murdered by abortion doctors, a local baby has claimed "squatter's rights" indefinitely. Sources say the late-term abortion procedure was halted at the last minute as…

Recently, a spokesman for the Select Committee of Democrats lambasted Republicans for trying to create a conspiratorial narrative about Covid and government officials’ role in suppressing the lab-leak theory, saying, “While the Majority…

CALGARY — A Canadian man's family reluctantly began the process of making funeral preparations, as he was too polite to tell his doctor that he didn't want to be euthanized.Though he had been dealing with relatively minor health issues over…