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FINDLAY, OH—Expressing frustration with the pressures of working in an underfunded public high school, local teacher Jason Corgenne told reporters Monday that he was forced to pay out of pocket just so his students could have access to the…

GLENCOE, IL—Noting that she must be some kind of genius to get such amazing results, students told reporters Friday that their pregnant sex ed teacher must really know her stuff. “I’m not saying our other sex ed teachers weren’t good, but…

Birth control is used by over half of women in the U.S., yet there are many misconceptions surrounding it. The Onion looks at common myths and facts of birth control. Read more... The Onion

Start SlideshowRather than getting on a treadmill or going for a run, one way to get a good workout in is to take off your clothes and rub your genitals against someone else’s naked body. The following are the best ways to burn calories…

The rate of infectious cases of syphilis has risen by 9%, according to a federal government report, with cases surpassing 207,000, the highest they’ve been in 74 years. What do you think?“Fine, I’ll wear a condom, but does it have to be on…

KANSAS CITY, MO—Noting that despite being old and tattered, the contraceptive was still his good luck charm, Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes admitted to reporters Thursday that he wore the same condom every time he had sex.…