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Tim Walz: ‘I Have Killed, And I Will Kill Again’

NEWPORT BEACH, CA—Refuting accusations of stolen valor by claiming his hands were permanently stained with the blood of his enemies, Democratic vice presidential nominee Tim Walz told reporters Monday that he had killed before and would…

RFK Admits To Dumping Dead Bear Cub In Central Park

Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. admitted he dumped a dead bear in New York City’s Central Park a decade ago, telling actress Roseanne Barr in a video that he did not kill the bear, but put it in his car with plans…

Artist Profile: Charli XCX

Charli XCX, the artist behind the album Brat and the “brat summer” phenomenon, made headlines after endorsing presidential candidate Kamala Harris. The Onion shares what you need to know about the singer-songwriter.Female Competitive…

The Pros And Cons Of Banning Porn

With Project 2025 calling for the criminalization of porn and age-verification laws already on the books in multiple states, The Onion examines the pros and cons of banning pornographic material.This Week’s Most Viral News: September 08,…

Mom’s Fall Not Funny This Time

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