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LOS ANGELES—Praising the film for shedding new light on Elvis Presley’s turbulent, complicated marriage, critics lauded the new film Priscilla Monday as a haunting portrait of dating an awesome famous guy who is super rich and plays guitar,…

Start SlideshowWhile it’s common knowledge that citizens have very little influence on elected officials, The Onion asked U.S. politicians how their constituents feel about a ceasefire in Gaza, and this is what they said.…

PORTLAND, ME—The entire tapestry of her future existence flashing before her eyes as her partner described his minor ailment, local woman Sandra Donaldson reportedly envisioned an entirely new life as a reclusive widow just seconds after…

PUEBLO, CO—With the body it was attached to measuring well below average, a local penis was reportedly feeling self-conscious Wednesday about how small his man was. “I know it shouldn’t be a big deal, but I have a lot of insecurity about…

Guinness World Record holder Bobi, the purebred Rafeiro do Alentejo from Portugal who was the world’s oldest dog, passed away at the age of 31. What do you think?“You really should be euthanizing every dog by 9 or 10 out of principle.”Rod…

Bluey, an Australian cartoon about an anthropomorphic blue heeler puppy, has been repeatedly accused of indoctrinating children with a left-wing agenda. The Onion asked parents why they believe the popular children’s show is too woke, and…

Former U.S. Vice President Mike Pence ended his cash-strapped presidential campaign after struggling for months to convince Republican voters he was the best alternative to the man he once served with unswerving loyalty, Donald Trump. What…

CONCORD, NH—Noting that at 73-years-old, she was more than capable of knowing a legitimate online store when she saw one, local mother Linda Jeffries defended her choice Monday to put her credit card number into a website with the URL…

PHOENIX—Midway through an anecdote during a break in the action in the World Series, MLB announcer Joe Davis revealed Monday that he was unsure why he was currently stating the pitcher’s birth weight. “Of course, you need to consider that…

Dwayne Johnson announced on Instagram that he is reaching out to the Musée Grévin in Paris after it unveiled a botched wax figure of the A-list Hollywood star with a much lighter skin tone. What do you think?“He should just lighten his own…