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Start SlideshowEdgelords, known for their contrarian viewpoints, for some reason think it’s edgy to idolize a washed-up billionaire who spends his entire day shitposting. The Onion asked edgelords why they love Elon Musk, and this is what…

LOS ANGELES—In a heartfelt letter addressed to the judge overseeing his former That ’70s Show co-star’s trial, actor Topher Grace came out Monday in support of giving Danny Masterson the electric chair. “While I’m aware Danny is facing a…

MILL VALLEY, CA—Expressing concern about the alarming number of creative endeavors over the past month, local man Jason Ulnar told reporters Monday that his friend who was doing art must really be struggling. “Oh man, looks like he’s back…

LOS ANGELES—Spitting into their palms to cement the deal, Nick, Joe, and Kevin Jonas reportedly made a tree-house pact Friday to divorce their mean wives and marry each other. “Everything was so much better when it was just us Jonas boys,…

WOODSTOCK, ME—Inviting the guest to detail the explosive revelations on his Tucker On X program, former Fox News host Tucker Carlson interviewed a man who claimed this week that he and Barack Obama were the gay couple from Modern Family.…

The annual desert campout Burning Man made headlines over the weekend after heavy rains temporarily stranded more than 70,000 attendees. The Onion takes a deep dive into the history of Burning Man and this weekend’s fiasco.Economy Collapses…

MIAMI—As the former quarterback hung his head on the way to the shower, Tom Brady confirmed to reporters Saturday evening that he had failed to connect with his children in the first half of his custody weekend. “I was out of sync with my…

A fan was removed from a U.S. Open tennis match after German player Alexander Zverev accused them of “singing the anthem of Hitler” during the game. What do you think?“I can’t judge until I hear if the song’s good or not.”Lauren DeBruyn,…

CHICAGO—Gawking at the man who they speculated would become the world’s next billionaire, onlookers at Higher Ground Café spoke to reporters Wednesday about the unimaginable riches that were surely awaiting the 43-year-old reading The 7…

A 58-year-old woman from Knoxville, TN officially set the Guinness World Record for the world’s longest mullet on a woman, with her hair measuring 5 feet and 8 inches in length. What do you think?“I didn’t think it was possible, but that…